Thursday, September 21, 2006

Wonderful World

Wellity Wellity. I figured it was time for another blog entry. This blog entry will be about the wonders of tinned soup.

The wonders of tinned soup? you ask. Well yes. Firstly all tinned food is wonderful. As it is so fast and convenient. It always gives me a certain satisfaction being able to open a tin and having a meal all prepared to eat (plus heat of course, but whatever floats you boat). Also tinned soup is wonderful as its one of those magical meals that taste great, and are also uberly good for you.

That of course is what I thought about tinned soup yesterday afternoon. This was the afternoon that I was standing in the Woolworth's tinned soup section. Avidly looking at the wide variety of delicious tinned soup on offer. I however made a very grave mistake. I picked the soup that would forever change my opinions of tinned soup! A very grave mistake indeed.

I happened to take from the shelf a tin of Heinz Very Vegetable, Corn, Potato and Parsley soup. I like corn (especially creamed corn), I like potato and I like parsley. I had also previously tried this brand of soup so I didn’t think anything less of wonderful could come from the experience.

THE SOUP HAD A HORRIBLY BITTER AFTERTASTE. My life just might never be the same.

The end. I hope I have saved the rest of the populace from making my mistake, and forever ruining their great opinions of tinned soup.